The Freddy Krueger Song.

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Description: I bought the Nightmare on Elm Street DVD Box Set yesterday. The lady friend and I watched the first installment tonight and she was so freaked out that the second it was over, she popped the Gilmore Girls in to lighten the mood. I was thoroughly amused, so I picked up my guitar and sang a song to her. Lyrics were completely improvised and as follows: When you sleep tonight Freddy's gonna eat your soul He's gonna gut you like a fish You think you're safe Watching the Gilmore Girls But when you sleep Freddy's gonna cut off your head He doesn't care How cute or cute or cute you are He's gonna kill you anywayeeyayeeyay So sleep tight baby Baby sleep tight The only thing that's gonna be tight Is Freddy's grasp around your neck Baby it's been nice knowing you But I've gotta say goodbye Cos tonight is the last night I'll ever see you alive You can close that door And pretend you can't hear me It doesn't even matter cos Freddy's not dead (He's gonna come back and he's gonna cut off your head. Again) I know you can hear me No matter how hard you try You can't ignore the fact that Freddy's gonna shove his knife in your eyes Blood will pour From every orifice And your guts will hang like A roll of fly paper from your abdomen You're lookin at me like I'm crazy But the truth is this If you think you're not gonna die tonight Then you're full of sh*t So just face the facts Even though you got a cute ass Freddy's gonna tear it to shreds One more time now, he's Gonna cut off your head. You're dead.
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chris3ff ::: Favorites no you are!!!! 07-09-17 10:21:45 __________________________________________________
ioanac28 ::: Favorites hihihhihi... you're the best!!!! 07-09-17 10:08:47 __________________________________________________
chris3ff ::: Favorites haha thanks! 07-09-09 22:11:09 __________________________________________________
luxray223 ::: Favorites xD nice man this is mad funny i give it 5/5! 07-09-09 22:09:06 __________________________________________________
chris3ff ::: Favorites haha OBVIOUSLY :p 07-08-30 10:45:17 __________________________________________________
DrLemur ::: Favorites Lucky lucky woman. :) 07-08-30 06:00:51 __________________________________________________
chris3ff ::: Favorites Good. Terrified meat is very tender. 07-08-29 00:09:27 __________________________________________________
pablokickasso417 ::: Favorites I feel all warm and fuzzy. And terrified. 07-08-28 18:18:39 __________________________________________________
chris3ff ::: Favorites Don't push it, pal. 07-08-26 11:05:59 __________________________________________________
antijank ::: Favorites And prolly cook her dinner, shoulder massage, I don't know.. and other tedious tasks that you might not do under normal circumstances! 07-08-26 10:50:50 __________________________________________________